Vici, šale in fore
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273 naročnikov
Ker je tale forumček postal zame skor edini slo sajt, kerga res redno obiskujem, dajmo še tuki šopat mal z dnevno smešnimi šalami pa vici pa forami, na ktere naletite.
Res je, da bi že lahka sem dal kak prispevek iz tega foruma hehe, sam bom jaz zaenkrat en vic dal, vi pa nadalje ko naletite na kaj pametnega al pa tud butastega.
rešujeta mujo i haso križanku..
pa reče mujo hasotu..šta je to: vrsta povrća, 5 slova?
reče haso: kupus!
mujo: ne ide!
haso: pa daj bolan stavi manju glavicu:)
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pzadnika:
Kako obdelovat ženski teritorij: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1ws6fizESE
Hm, kako si pa ti to našel, si iskal napotke? :)
Hehe....optimizacija zahteva svoj davek....včasih je treba vpisovat t.i. fraze ki jih noben ne optimizira da dobiš info kaj je novega na googlu. In ja....takšen je današen rezultat;)
Janez zeli zaposliti svojega sina, pa poklice starega prijatelja,
visokega drzavnega uradnika:
"Janez, pa sploh ni problema! Zaposlil ga bom v drzavni upravi. Place bo
imel okrog 4200 pa nic ne bo rabil delat!"
"Pa ves, jaz bi rad da on nekaj dela. Nekaj bolj skromnega."
"Pa dobro, ga bom pa zaposlil kot direktorja v eni dobri firmi. Place
bo imel okrog 3100 in nekaj malega bo moral tu in tam naredit."
"Samo jaz bi rad, da vseeno malo vec dela. Da se nekaj nauci."
"Pa dobro. Potem pa bo sef oddelka v tem podjetju. Imel bo okrog
1500 place in dosti bo moral delat."
"Samo jaz bi rad da dobi nekaj bolj skromnega, da bo
znal cenit." "Pa dobro. Povej, koliko hoces, da zasluzi?"
"Pa tam, okrog 700 za zacetek."
"E, dragi moj prijatelj, to pa ne gre!
Za tako placo pa mora
imeti fakulteto!"
Kar je res je res.
gnome:
Bud Spencer, Terence Hill e a Billarda :)
haha, takrat je blo pol manj BS-ja kot v zadnjih letih :). Sicer pa zanimivo, pandola nisem gledal ze od pantiveka :)
GTBANK COMPENSATION UNIT, IN AFFILIATION WITH THE UNITED NATIONS.
ATTN: Sir/Madam,
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?, You may not understand why this mail came to you.
In regards to the recent meeting between the United Nations and the Present United States Government to restore the dignity and Economy of the Nations. Base on the Agreement with the World Bank Assistance to help and make the world a better place for all with the sole aim of abolishing poverty.
We have been having a meeting for the passed 4 months which ended 2 days ago with the secretary to the UNITED NATIONS.
This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$5,500.000 Five Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.
Your name and email was in the list submitted by our Monitoring Team of Economic and Financial Crime Commission observers and this is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.
You are advised to contact Mr. Paul Williams of GTBANK NIGERIA PLC, as he is our representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of US$5,500.000 Five Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose OK? So he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice or any other choice of payment chosing by you.
This meeting was first held on the 8th of April 2005. You can view this page for your perusal:http://www.un.org/News/Press/docs/2003/ik344.doc.htm
Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you.
Contact Mr. Paul Williams immediately for your Cheque:
Person to Mr.Paul Williams
Email: paulwilliamss01@yahoo.esGood luck and kind regards,
Making the world a better place
Mr. Ban Ki-Moon
Secretary (UNITED NATIONS).
http://www.un.org/sg/
najboljš, da začnemo kar takoj pošiljat requeste za kompenzacijo :)
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Iščem 'random youtube link', pa je na prvem mestu random youtube insult generator. Kdorkoli si je tole zmislil, kapo dol za kreativnost. Pa za preveč časa v lajfu.