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Ker je tale forumček postal zame skor edini slo sajt, kerga res redno obiskujem, dajmo še tuki šopat mal z dnevno smešnimi šalami pa vici pa forami, na ktere naletite.

Res je, da bi že lahka sem dal kak prispevek iz tega foruma hehe, sam bom jaz zaenkrat en vic dal, vi pa nadalje ko naletite na kaj pametnega al pa tud butastega.

rešujeta mujo i haso križanku..
pa reče mujo hasotu..šta je to: vrsta povrća, 5 slova?
reče haso: kupus!
mujo: ne ide!
haso: pa daj bolan stavi manju glavicu:)

‎Calling your penis Diego Maradona because you can only score with your hand

Chuck Norris je vratio nepovratnu bocu :D

Jebiga :)

Haha preberi do konca :) Men je dobra.

Te stripi so čist bedni s temi facami... Pa še pisat ne zna avtor :)

Sicer je v angleščini ampak mene je vseeno nasmejalo :D

Top Ten WORST Domain Names

The titles says it all. These are the least thought out, dumbest, just plain old rediculous domain names registered

to very serious websites and businesses…enjoy!

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
   www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
   www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
   www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
   www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
   www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
   www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church . Their website is
   www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
   www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe ? Try their brochure website at
    www.gotahoe.com

Ena dopustniška :D

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them:

"It'sa illegala to putta 5 people In a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of de fokken automobile" the Germans
say unbelievingly. "Look at de dam papers: de car is designed
to karry funf Persons."

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs
officer.
"Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you
are thereforea breaking da law."

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor
over. I vant to speak to somevone vid more Intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy
witta 2 Guys in a Fiat Uno."

Žena je imela za moža programerja.
Nekega dne ga je poslala v trgovino in mu naročila:
"Kupi zavojček margarine. Če imajo jajca, jih kupi 10."
Mož se je kmalu vrnil iz trgovine in prinesel 10 zavojčkov margarine.
Postavil jih je na mizo rekoč: "Imeli so jajca."

svetovna!!

Budalo jaz, dvojni post po pomoti naredo.

Q:What's the difference between a Lawyer and a mosquito?
A:The Lawyer has a briefcase!

Vsaj prilimam nek vic..