Vici, šale in fore

Ker je tale forumček postal zame skor edini slo sajt, kerga res redno obiskujem, dajmo še tuki šopat mal z dnevno smešnimi šalami pa vici pa forami, na ktere naletite.

Res je, da bi že lahka sem dal kak prispevek iz tega foruma hehe, sam bom jaz zaenkrat en vic dal, vi pa nadalje ko naletite na kaj pametnega al pa tud butastega.


rešujeta mujo i haso križanku..
pa reče mujo hasotu..šta je to: vrsta povrća, 5 slova?
reče haso: kupus!
mujo: ne ide!
haso: pa daj bolan stavi manju glavicu:)

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Nadaljevanje od @bobo05 :))

1.The Royal Tit-Watching (Ornithological) Society Of Britain used the domain:
www.Nice-Tits.org

  1. Manufacturer of instruments for monitoring temperature, humidity and pressure Dickson didn’t think twice when they choose:
    www.DicksOnWeb.com

  2. A holiday rentals company in Spain is called Choose Spain. Hopefully the vacation won’t be a painful experience:
    www.ChoosesPain.com

  3. A company selling CAD software and Learning CDs was called ViaGrafix – quite innocent until a blue pill hit the market. The company is now called Learn2.
    www.ViagraFix.com

  4. TeachersTalk: A community for teachers and student to discuss all areas of teaching… Even how to stalk teachers?
    www.TeacherStalk.com

  5. The small town Winters’ local newspaper is called Winters Express and can be read online at:
    www.WinterSexPress.com

  6. An eBay competitor was considering the name Auctions Hit, but found it to be a shitty name:
    www.AuctionShit.com

  7. If you offer a scaffold erection/dismantle service, maybe you shouldn’t have a mammoth as your mascot and call your company Mammoth Erection:
    www.MammothErection.com

  8. Things to do and see along New York State’s Canals and vacation regions:
    www.NYCAnal.com

  9. New Zealand’s “As Seen On TV” is called “But That’s Not All“. But do they sell Butt Hats or not?
    www.ButtHatsNotAll.co.nz

  10. The kids might look nice in their Childrens’ Wear, but remember:
    www.ChildrenSwear.co.uk

  11. IHA Vegas‘ holiday rentals might have a special smell, since:
    www.IHaveGas.com

  12. Could a Apple Macintosh make me more masculine? Read more in macHome magazine:
    www.MachoMe.com

  13. Odds Extractor – Online gambling resource or farmers looking for new and unusual machinery?
    www.OddSexTractor.com

  14. If you’re known as Big Al, why not call your online fish supplies store for Big Al’s Online?
    www.BiGalsOnline.com

  15. SCA Tissue – Away-From-Home tissue products has a terrible issue with their name:
    www.ScatIssue.com

  16. Even if you’re company is called Cumbria Storage Systems don’t even think about calling your website:
    www.CumStore.co.uk

  17. Alter Scrap Processing part of The Alter Companies use the domain:
    www.AltersCrap.com

  18. Anyone knows if Australian ISP WebOne does some moonlighting?
    www.WeBone.com

  19. Don’t start a business in Cook Islands… Given that their TLD is .ck and they use .co for commercial domains, you end up with:
    www.budget.Co.ck

Mujo i Fata u Londonskom taxiju. Pita ih vozač:
- Where are you coming from?
- From Bosna! - odgovori Mujo.
- Šta kaže, šta kaže? - pita Fata
- Pita odakle smo, ja kažem da smo iz Bosne
...- Which town? - opet će vozač.
- Sarajevo
- Šta kaže, šta kaže?
- Pita koji grad, ja kažem Sarajevo.
- I had the worst sex in Sarajevo - nastavi vozač.
- Šta kaže? - opet će Fata.
- Ma kaže da te zna :P

                               

@MagicStar; je vse v redu s tabo?(se vidi jutranja ura)hahaha... To sem se nasmejal

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Sicer pa kaj vse morajo delat indijci, da prezivijo :(

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pzadnika:
Sicer pa kaj vse morajo delat indijci, da prezivijo :(l

Ja, pri njih vprašanje če dobiš 400€ na mesec, če nič ne delaš. Lahko bi se kdo zgledoval po njih...

Jure:

pzadnika:
Sicer pa kaj vse morajo delat indijci, da prezivijo :(l

Ja, pri njih vprašanje če dobiš 400€ na mesec, če nič ne delaš. Lahko bi se kdo zgledoval po njih...

Zeko, kdaj zacnes :))
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167* 4$ = :)

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